Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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