Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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