So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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