I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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