Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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