I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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