the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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