I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
