Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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