too bad you live with your parents still
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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