just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Boobs speak an international language.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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