Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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