Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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