there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
What a dumb baby whore.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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