On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point