Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.