got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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