She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.