O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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