I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize