He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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