I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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