How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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