Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.