i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue