My nipple is on Facebook.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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