Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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