It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I had to cum in my sink.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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