"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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