I'm going to jail i love you
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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