Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.