Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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