You're completely useless in the revolution.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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