found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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