You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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