I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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