She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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