Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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