I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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