she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
How's work?
Spinning.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
