HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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