I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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