your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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