READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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