I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
God, I missed his penis.
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