hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I want to have your abortion
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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