I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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