So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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