I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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