Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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