i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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