hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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