We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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