whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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