at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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