Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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