I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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