Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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