Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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