I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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