areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
